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Tweets that’ll have anyone who worked in a restaurant saying ‘TOO TRUE’ (27 photos)

Marisa Silver Reads Daniyal Mueenuddin

You laugh, you lose. Simple. (25 Photos)

Space jam – of junk: Why visiting alien’s first words may be: “I want to see the manager here” 😜

10 Types Of Students In School

“That’s a sweet haircut,” said no one ever (36 Photos)

Fatherhood summed up by these witty dads (21 Photos)

Man Tries To Sell The World's Worst Tomato Cutter

Escalators are the fastest way to failure (15 GIFs)

Top-notch Memes of the Week (30 Photos)

The “Broad City” Finale: Abbi and Ilana’s Conscious Uncoupling

That ISN'T Going to GO WELL! FAILS of the Month | March 2019 AFV

Top Comments are a great hangover elixir (60 Photos)

Someone forgot to feed the trampoline this morning (Video)

Sunday Reading: Dystopian Fiction

April Fools’ Day Pranks to Please Not Suggest to Trump

Weekend Morning Awesomeness (37 Photos)

The Media and the Mueller Report’s March Surprise

A Baffling Week for Climate Policy on the Hill

If John asks, I’ve gone fishin’ (40 Photos & GIFs)

Spiders being bros (32 photos)

Boat names so clever you’ll want to jump on board (27 Photos)

Cartoons: where logic is nowhere to be found (27 Photos)

Animals acting like humans are hilariously adorable (17 GIFs)

Welcome to the orange tee party

Like A Boss 2019 Compilation ft. Reaction Time and Infinite

What’s the biggest financial mistake you made in your 20s? (26 Photos)

Video game physics to make Einstein rage quit in disgust (16 GIFs)

Owners reveal the ‘rules’ their pets make them follow (21 Photos)

“While I Live, I Remember”: Agnès Varda’s Way of Seeing

Why didn’t I think of that? (27 Photos)

Caption This Photo!

Lady sues TGI Friday’s for $5,000,000 on some B.S.

Pour One Out for Tyler Perry’s Madea

These cooking memes are pure fire! because I accidentally burned them… (32 Photos)

Endgame poster sparks meme honoring other fallen characters (27 Photos)

The Best Movies of 2019 So Far

Tales of petty revenge (12 GIFs)

Cat Saturday (31 Photos)

When your mom begs you to take her to the bar (Video)

Listen Up, It’s Me, Your Therapist Who Finally Got on Twitter

Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s Big Week

“The Twice-Born,” A Searching Memoir About India’s Identity Crisis

Sh*t happens all the time…ugh! (38 Photos)

Friends spin their buddy into another dimension (Video)

Now that’s how you do it (25 Photos)

Only women will understand these memes (34 Photos)

In Jordan Peele’s “Twilight Zone” Reboot, the Plot Is Often Less Brilliant Than the Premise

Waiting for Brexit

Man with abnormally large head gets roasted for his mugshot (11 Photos)

Theresa May’s Third Brexit Loss Closes More Doors

Mom put on blast for reading pornography while cat watches (9 Photos)

What to Stream This Weekend: “Fear Strikes Out,” a 1957 Classic About Baseball and Mental Illness

Roast Me Friday. (11 Photos)

Some pets have an extra level of derpness (10 GIFs)

America!: Animal Influencers of the Nineteen-Twenties

Mail from Mom

Has the Mueller Report Changed Anything?

Paul Mpagi Sepuya Mines the Queer History of the Portrait Studio

An entire news team just cringing deep into an entire generations soul (Video)

Reacting To James Charles "Hey Sisters" Meme Compilation

Agnes Varda’s Radically Personal Films

Your Silicon Valley Scammer Kit

Wedding horror stories are beautiful disasters (20 Photos)

Overheard conversations in L.A. are as painful as it gets (27 Photos and GIFs)

If you can’t take anything seriously, Ken M is your mascot (30 Photos)

The Queen’s Guard give zero sh*ts about your personal safety, guv (15 GIFs)

PETA is getting roasted for using a bestiality meme (16 Photos)

School Daze: Fails of the Week (March 2019) | FailArmy

Do you want to give me OCD? Because that’s how you give me OCD (32 Photos)

Funniest tweets of the week (20 Photos)

Daily Cartoon: Friday, March 29th

The Lyft I.P.O. and the Lessons of Tech-Stock Bubbles

Girls relaxing day of sun bathing goes horribly wrong (Video)

SPOILER! She quickly FAILS | Fails of the Week | March 2019 AFV

President Trump Maintains a Politics of Grievance in the Aftermath of the Mueller Report

We came. We saw. We nailed it. Then we nailed it again (33 Photos)

If You Ask Me: Super-Nice, or How to Be a Female Superhero Who Stops an Interplanetary Genocide Without Messing Up Her Hair

Chicago Prepares to Elect Its First Black Female Mayor

“The Beach Bum” and “Dumbo,” Reviewed

Rocco DiSpirito’s Nostalgic Return to the Kitchen at the Standard Grill

The Day the Dinosaurs Died

“The Curve of Time,” a Mother’s Account of Cruising the Coast of British Columbia with Her Children

This Week

Ed Sheeran’s Security Guard Has An Instagram With 965K Followers, And It’s Better Than His Boss’s (New Pics)