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Beyond Gamestop

Things that seem harmless that can be shockingly dangerous (20 GIFs)

A hail storm of epic proportions just hit Texas and Oklahoma (31 Photos)

Chuckle-worthy one-liners from undiscovered comics (25 photos)

The fear of missing out has us doing some weird things with our lives (18 GIFs)

“The Disciple”: An Indian Classical Musician’s Conflicted Coming of Age

Best Photos of the Week!! (100 Photos)

“Stone Fruit”: At the Playground

The Bodies Piled High, Whatever Boris Johnson Said

How the Pentagon Started Taking U.F.O.s Seriously

Are U.F.O.s a National-Security Threat?

These MEMEs from Subway employees are as fresh as their footlongs (30 Photos)

Bargaining with China Today to Save the World Tomorrow

The Transformation of a Soccer Club, and the Ways We Value Women’s Sports

Even top draft picks peak in college (27 Photos)

I’ve never seen a WORSE day in my life! (26 Photos)

Painfully awkward exchanges to make yourself feel better (36 Photos and GIFs)

Daily Cartoon: Friday, April 30th

Umm that’s the funniest f*#king thing I’ve seen all week (30 Photos)

Workplace memes to get you to end of today (26 Photos)

Big Bird Goes Mobile at the Met

The Transportive Thai Diner

That’s too depressing for any day other than Friday! (44 Photos)

Zookeepers share their (literally) dirty secrets about the job (18 GIFs)

Expectation, meet Reality…you won’t get along (40 Photos)

Anxiety memes should help us cope with it, right? RIGHT?! (32 Photos)

Is There a Case for Legalizing Heroin?

MeToo, 2021

Maybe we should’ve left the magic to the pros (Video)

The NFL Draft is finally here… and so are the leather bound memes (31 Photos)

The Semi-Sadistic Seven-Minute Workout

Images so absurd, you can’t help but exhale swiftly through the nose (31 photos)

The physical comedy of Chris Farley was a Gift to us all…(24 GIFs)

Explosive Video Reveals Biden Plot to Use His Power to Improve Living Conditions

These updates from Jurassic Park sound like a sh*tshow. We’re in (43 Photos)

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, April 29th

Biden’s Speech Offers an Alternate Reality for Democrats to Love, After Four Years of Trumpian Fantasy

It’s a fine morning for animal shaming (30 Photos)

Rejected Meet-Cutes for a Rom-Com About a Woman Who Falls in Love with the UPS Guy

The Lonely, Vital Work of Medical Interpretation

Taunting Death, Finding Transcendence, and Bombing Hills on a Skateboard

The Rush and Risk of Skateboarding San Francisco’s Hills

The Lost Legacy of the Girl Stunt Reporter

Being a parent of twins is the epitome of “double trouble” (32 Photos and GIFs)

We’ve got ourselves a good ole fashion SIGN WAR!!! (25 Photos)

Missed the Game Boy anniversary, because I was playing Game Boy (43 Photos)

Bride shares “strict” wedding rules and… Things escalated (10 Photos and GIFs)

Strange things are afoot at the subway my friends (38 Photos)

Apple Maps is a worthless burden on society and everybody knows it (28 photos)

Marjorie Taylor Greene Attacks Biden’s Plan for Free Preschool: “I Refuse to Go”

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, April 28th

Turning Colors Into a Rainbow

Moms know just how real these struggles are (20 Photos)

Tinder: Where shame doesn’t exist (30 Photos)

Ankles ain’t the only thing 10-year-old Liv is breaking (Video)

Birthday parties that were the epitome of trashy (20 Photos)

We Are in Month Fourteen of a Global Pandemic and I, Your Mother, Want You to Know That You’re Looking a Little Husky

The Masculinity Lessons of “Father and Gun”

The Crossword: Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Cuba After the Castros

Looking at Children Shooting Guns

What We Can and Can’t Learn from a New Translation of the Gospels

Bridging the Divide Between the Police and the Policed

Naughty nite SEX memes (33 Photos)

Let’s reminisce about the old internet for a while (20 GIFs)

Believe it or not, our lovely wives can FAIL just as well as we do (21 Photos)

“Pebbles,” a Starkly Imagined Vision of Patriarchy and Poverty

DMX, Shock G, and the Plight of the Middle-Aged Rapper

Watch out: ABSOLUTE UNITS coming through!!! (29 Photos)

Stop one on the road to the triple crown: Kentucky Derby (14 GIFs)

The Video of the N.R.A.’s Leader and His Wife Shooting Elephants

The Secret Footage of N.R.A. Chief Wayne LaPierre’s Botched Elephant Hunt

Got boobs? You’ll get these memes. (33 Photos)

India’s Uncounted COVID-19 Deaths

Truth or dare is equally heartwarming and horrifying at the same time (18 GIFs)

Things people learned about their partner AFTER moving in together (20 Photos)

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, April 27th

Are You a People Pleaser?: A Quiz

Lauren Groff on Violence and Masculinity

What’s the Time, Mr. Wolf?

What in the actual f**k just happened!!? (18 GIFs)

Oh no, that’s fine, just scroll past these passive-aggressive things. It’s OK (30 Photos)

How Vaccine Hesitancy Is Driving Breakthrough Infections in Nursing Homes

A bird nails the ‘end of the night long shot’ mating ritual (VIDEO)

Let’s raise a glass of failure to these girls and alcohol (16 GIFs)

New Products, and Subscriber Discounts, Arrive in The New Yorker Store

The Challenges of Animal Translation

Dad jokes are a cross all fathers must bear, and these guys are owning it (25 Photos)

The pettiest neighbors you can possibly imagine (17 GIFs)

If the tattoo artist wont do it, you know it is a bad idea (18 GIFs)

Working class memes at your service! (37 Photos)

Signs so strange you’ll hurt yourself rubbernecking (31 Photos)

The Children of Morelia

Uniforms go bye-bye…Military Monday turns it up to 11 (77 Photos)

Penny Rejects the Rules of Man

The Highs and Lows of the Pandemic Oscars

The funniest memes summing up the complete CHAOS of the Oscars (28 Photos)

Daily Cartoon: Monday, April 26th

WTF is this. Seriously, WTF does ANY of this mean? (37 Photos)

The Most Surreal Moments of the Pandemic Oscars

Parents of picky eaters know sometimes all you can do is laugh (31 Photos)

TikTok and the Vibes Revival

The Crossword: Monday, April 26, 2021

A Restrained but Revitalized 2021 Oscars Ceremony

Fashion Was Back at the 2021 Oscars

Drill instructors share the funniest things a recruit ever uttered (19 GIFs)