Funny News Headlines

Aye of the needle: Thanks to the pandemic, netas resort to vaccine melas in preference to loan melas 😊

Don and out: The White House prepares to sign a new lease with a new tenant as the old one is served eviction notice 😊

Make America Gracious: End of sleazy Don. Return of Decency, Kindness, Truth et al (hopefully) 😜

You don’t say: Sometimes the words we use to communicate with each other conceal more than they reveal 😊

Tale of two elections: With President Trump trailing in the polls, he holds an emergency meeting that wasn’t 😊

Electile dysfunction: How the United States is really the Divided States of America 😜

Divine distancing: During this festive season our deities want us to worship them from afar – or perhaps even not at all😊

Now that TRP is gone… Can we have some GST, GDP & SME? 😜

Bihar Premier League: Polls in India’s most politically colourful state were never meant to be Work From Home 😊

To RUSA, with love: What happens in 2021, after American Civil War II divided the United States 😜

Virtual Sabha – Monsoon session of Parliament is underway: A conversation that wasn’t between honourable MPs 😜

Anchors weigh in: They swap ideas on a secret plot to take us back to the Dark Ages 😜

Courting contempt: Has the SC inadvertently put an MRP on showing disregard for the laws of the land? 😊

Remember when … We used to actually visit each other’s houses and eat out in large groups 😜

Peacock politics: In times of Covid and slowdown, taking a cue from the national bird, governments must do mor 😜

Reader’s the leader: Compliments to our readers for complementing our efforts 😊

Matchmaking duel: When two tiger maamis tangled over their brainiac kids in the US, matters escalated fast … 😊

Prison of age: Our sarkar has imposed a jail sentence on all its senior citizens for their own well-being 😊

Hotel mein dangal: Hit by the pandemic, the hotel industry gets a boost from Rajasthan MLAs 😜

Nepal submits documents to support it’s Lord Ram claim😜