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One person’s junk is another person’s treas… f*ck it, no, it’s all junk (31 Photos)

Man just wants his nudist GF to throw on some clothes around the dog (7 Photos)

You can tell this guy only watched Wheel of Fortune for Vanna White (Video)

And… Who Approved These Designs??? (24 Photos)

An Uncertain New Phase of the Pandemic, in Which Cases Surge But Deaths Do Not

Some countries really know how to compensate their Olympians (12 GIFs)

‘Bennifer’ is back and so are the memes (34 Photos)

Cat Saturday is a GO! (30 Photos)

Emily Mortimer and the Vulgar Dahlias

Yeah, no thanks… I DO NOT WANT that (29 Photos)

New Rules from Corporate for Ghosts

What Should Hang on the Walls of a Hospital?

Adaptation

Fictional Anthropology

Transplant Dept.

Road Show

This laugh is on the house….(40 Photos)

Let’s check in on the Thrift Shop — yup, still weird as Hell (31 photos)

Revisiting “The Barefoot Contessa”: An Insider’s View of Hollywood Stardom and Its Painful Price

Only New Englanders will understand these memes…(30 Photos)

Cheers to drinking memes, booze, and the weekend!!! (57 Photos)

Best Photos of the Week!! (100 Photos)

Insane people making the internet a stupider place to be (25 photos)

MyPillow Guy Offers to Smuggle Trump out of Country Wrapped in Duvet Cover

Thanks, I hate it (26 photos)

Michael Bloomberg’s Latest Incredible Feat

Why Bored Ape Avatars Are Taking Over Twitter

Woodstock ’99 and the Rise of Toxic Masculinity

The Uncomfortable Truth of Biden’s Rapid Afghanistan Withdrawal

Snake Oil: It Really Works!

The Olympics would be 100x better with these sports added (18 GIFs)

Umm that’s the funniest f*#king thing I’ve seen all week (30 Photos)

Inequality Has Soared During the Pandemic—and So Has C.E.O. Compensation

Daily Cartoon: Friday, July 30th

Being an adult is a bunch of bullsh*t (30 Photos)

Back to Work in a Post-Vaccine World

The Art of the Hollywood Memoir

Insane potholes from around the world prove that roads suck everywhere (36 Photos)

A Letter of Appreciation for All the Men Who Haven’t Sexually Harassed Me

Name Drop: Friday, July 30, 2021

Contento’s Joyful Commitment to Inclusivity

The Crossword: Friday, July 30, 2021

People share the fear that scares them above all else (20 GIFs)

Well, these are pretty s****y date stories (19 GIFs)

Donald Trump Would Have Made a Great House Republican

Turns out marriage is a big f@#%ing joke (26 Photos)

Aw Hell NOPE!! (34 Photos)

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are getting ROASTED for never bathing (26 Photos)

GIFs warn “Don’t drive, idiot” (25 GIFs)

NSFW Memes are Chicken Soup for your corrupted little soul (34 Photos)

Things in Your Overhead Locker That May Have Shifted During Flight

Sunisa Lee’s Stunning Olympic Victory

Watch Highlights of Tig Notaro and Jason Sudeikis at The New Yorker Live

Another day of the Olympics, another day of Olympics memes (25 photos)

The Trial of Chesa Boudin

Things That FEEL Like a Sin… But Aren’t? (18 Photos)

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, July 29th

Call these signs Lucy because they’ve got some explaining to do (35 Photos)

Scottish tattoo parlor roasts entitled customer over threat of bad review (11 Photos and GIFs)

The Climate Apocalympics

He’s Very Well Read

How the Head of the N.R.A. and His Wife Secretly Shipped Their Elephant Trophies Home

Name Drop: Thursday, July 29, 2021

The Fury and Mischief of Paula Rego

Construction, I cannot stress this enough, is NOT for everyone (40 Photos)

Tweets about aging that are as painful as they are accurate (25 Photos and GIFs)

Daily Dopamine Dump

Well that’s some really f*ckin unlucky weather…(32 Photos)

We Love You, Alberta—Just Not Your Tar Sands

FOREVER ALONE, I don’t wanna be FOREVER ALONE (36 Photos)

The Secret Source Who Helped Fuel Trump’s Big Lie

Coins, the Overlooked Keys to History

What the hell IS THIS THING?! (23 Photos)

Sultry Maritime Museums

“Val,” Reviewed: A Val Kilmer Documentary Reveals Thwarted Hollywood Dreams

The U.K. Rapper Dave Drops a Breathtaking Ten-Minute Track

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, July 28th

Oh no…I’m pretty sure relating to these memes means I’m fat. (30 Photos)

GIFs earn “did NOT see coming” Gold medals (22 GIFS)

Bad Elevator Pitches

What Happens When Childhood Fears Are Bottled Up?

Name Drop: Wednesday, July 28, 2021

What to Make of Childhood Fears in an Anxious Age

Mandela’s Dream for South Africa Is in Ruins

The Crossword: Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Meanwhile, in Canada… (37 Photos)

People continue to say the stupidest s*** possible, when will it end? (20 GIFs)

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THESE DECISIONS! (16 GIFs)

The most memorable reasons employers had to fire someone (20 GIFs)

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! (33 Photos)

Never count these teams out when they are down big (12 Photos)

The Radical Courage of Simone Biles’s Exit from the Team USA Olympic Finals

The insane anti-sex beds and more Olympic memes (30 Photos)

The Void That Critical Race Theory Was Created to Fill

Why Lorgia García Peña Was Denied Tenure at Harvard

These people had NO IDEA who they were talking to… (26 Photos)

“The Pursuit of Love” Is a Scathing Satire of the British Upper Classes

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 27th

4 Nailed IT vs. 4 FAILed it (Video)

That was specific… suspiciously specific (25 photos)

Single as a Pringle? These memes are for you (30 Photos)

Here’s what Millennials and Gen-Zers WISH older generations knew (21 Photos)